Below is a collection of funny sports quotes from around the sports world. This list includes funny NFL sports quotes and hilarious NBA quotes as well as funny sports quotes from athletes and teams from every sports league. If you want to suggest a sports quote, let us know on social media by using #SmackApparel!
"I spent 90% of my money on women, drinking, and fast cars. The rest I wasted!" - George Best
"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that." -Jerry Rice
"She is too ugly to kiss goodbye." - Bum Phillips
"I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes." - Phil Rizzuto
"World War II Was a Must Win." - Marv Levy
"Any Team Can Have a Bad Century." - Tom Treblehorn