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      Below is a collection of funny sports quotes from around the sports world. This list includes funny NFL sports quotes and hilarious NBA quotes as well as funny sports quotes from athletes and teams from every sports league. If you want to suggest a sports quote, let us know on social media by using #SmackApparel!

      "I spent 90% of my money on women, drinking, and fast cars. The rest I wasted!" - George Best

      Funny Manchester United Quote

      "I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that." -Jerry Rice

      Funny Jerry Rice Quote

      "She is too ugly to kiss goodbye." -Β Bum Phillips

      Funny NFL Quote

      "I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes." -Β Phil RizzutoΒ 

      Funny Sports Quotes

      "World War II Was a Must Win." - Marv Levy

      Β Funny Sports Quote (Baseball)

      "Any Team Can Have a Bad Century." - Tom Treblehorn

      Β Funny Sports Quote (Cubs)